The world is but a canvas to the imagination...
Henry David Thoreau

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Who is that Mustached Man?

It has taken me 11 years, but I finally realized that the person I thought was my son Toby is really secret agent...code name T.W.O.
The joke was on us because for all of these years I thought it stood for Toby William Ostler...in reality it stands for Totally Wacky Operative.  Through secret sources I have learned that, he is, a Master of Disguise. 
Once I realized that the strange man in the mustache was the same person I thought I had been raising...I started thinking back on all of the years past...
when he was a toddler and wore a giraffe  (pronounced Hi-Waffe) costume for a week straight...not a quirk but in fact a disguise. 
 The years he preferred to run around naked except for a superman cape...not a future exhibitionist...but a disguise...
In January of 06 we thought he was obsessed with a show called Lazy Town...he wanted this costume more than anything...He wore it for an entire year...cried when he outgrew it.  Little did I know that it was more than a costume...it was setting him up for his ultimate disguise. 
Yes, folks, this is what my son wore to school the other day...a mustache.  All day long.  I can only wonder what his secret mission was on that day......

I am so sad that it is not a real mustache

Nothing going on here...just a man and his mustache enjoying a joke...move along....

You too can be as cool as Agent T.W.O. But only if you have the "Stache"!

3 comments:

Colett (*.*) said...

It is a shame to humanity that you don't post more often, you are such a talented writer! POST MORE!

Jem said...

I have patiently waited 9 months for you to start posting again. Yeah!!

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